Headline by Andrew Hickey
An autistic woman’s favourite song is sick and tired of having to constantly be on all the time, it has been reported.
Vampire by Olivia Rodrigo, one and a half, has begged Paige Thomas, 24, to give it a break after months of constant streaming has left it “exhausted and demoralised.”
It said: “I know Paige has been through a really difficult breakup but surely there has to be another song that can do some of the heavy lifting?“
“Does she have any idea how hard I am to sing? You try hitting that ‘bloooooodsucker’ and nailing it every time – let alone on a loop for three fucking months.”
“Yes, her ex really hurt her – but now I’ve been left to clean up his mess. This is above my pay grade. Even Olivia hasn’t listened to me as many times as Paige has.”
Paige Thomas could not be reached for comment as Vampire was just getting to her favourite bit.
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