Bangy ‘Splodey season replaced with Blinky Flashy season
Neurotypicals have concluded the season of loud bangs and ‘splosions and have commenced the season of blinking, flashing lights everywhere, it has been announced. In accordance, the clocks have changed to Blinky Flashy Time (BFT) from Bangy ‘Splodey Time (BST). Neurotypical spokesperson, Karen Hoyland, 48,…