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    Inspiring! Aspie Supremacists prove autistics can still eugenics with the best of them  

    Sara Gibbs, 6 months ago 1 min read  

    A group of autistic people calling themselves Aspie Supremacists have been praised as “inspirational” for proving that eugenics can be for everyone, it has been reported. Aspie Supremacists, who believe their brand of autism makes them superior to both neurotypicals and other autistics, have attracted…

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    Friend who politely asked about special interest unaware they’ve committed rest of life to hearing about it  

    A non-autistic friend who asked a polite question about an autistic woman’s special interest has no idea that they will be hearing about it until they’re dead, it has been rumoured.  Pippa Durham, 29, made the fatal error when Paige Thomas, 36, mentioned her love...
    Sara Gibbs, 6 months ago 1 min read  
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    Adorable! Neurotypicals open autism petting zoo 

    A neurotypical woman has opened Britain’s first autism petting zoo, reports have confirmed.  “For many people, a petting zoo is their first opportunity to meet a real autistic,” explained zoo founder Deborah Whitehead, 54. “Apart from your weird colleague, it’s unlikely you’ll encounter one in...
    Elsa Williams, 6 months ago 1 min read  
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    Rising autism diagnoses confirm that we totally fuck 

    A recent public health report has revealed that autism is more common than previously thought, confirming that autistic people are really good at sex. The government-commissioned report found a staggering 120% year-on-year increase in new autism diagnoses, suggesting that the neurotype is extremely common. As...
    Sarah Amero, 6 months ago 1 min read  
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    Autistics to make rare exception for giant group hug 

    Autistic people who generally dislike hugging strangers have announced that they will make an exception today for a massive group hug because we all bloody need it.  The Hug, which is open to anyone who isn’t a fascist-supporting cunt, won’t fix the bin fire that...
    Sara Gibbs, 6 months ago 1 min read  
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    Woman who didn’t go to war still fucking hates fireworks  

    An autistic woman is opposed to letting off local fireworks for entirely selfless reasons, reports have indicated.  Niamh McGodden, 25, from Allerton, has suddenly become invested in the welfare of ex-serving members of the military – and not just because she finds the sound of...
    Elsa Williams, 6 months ago 1 min read  
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    Child without autism label still autistic as fuck  

    A child whose parents refused to “give them the autism label” is still, inexplicably, autistic as fuck, it has been rumoured.  Despite her parents declining to label her, Megan Aldrich, seven, still refuses to eat foods that are touching, smile for the camera or believe...
    Sara Gibbs, 6 months ago 1 min read  
    News, Work

    Inspiring! Autistic woman dedicates entire life to pointing out typos 

    In an altruistic move, an autistic woman has quit her job as an orthodontist to become a full-time corrector of other people’s mistakes. Emma Bernard, 38, first took up pedantry as a hobby, but has recently decided that life is too short not to spend...
    Holly Smale, 6 months ago 2 min read  
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    Stranded autistic astronaut: “I’m not fucking coming back” 

    An autistic astronaut stranded on Mars has resisted attempts at rescue, insisting that she would rather spend the rest of her life in space than live one more day on Earth. Kelsey Dacey, 39, a British astrophysicist, became stuck on the planet after her shuttle...
    Sarah Amero, 6 months ago 2 min read  
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    Autistic child trick-or-treating with blue bucket grateful to be singled out for once 

    An autistic boy who was given a blue bucket to trick-or-treat with to ensure everybody knows he’s different is just grateful to be singled out for once, his parents have said.  Finley Rice, seven, had merely planned to put on a Batman costume and go...
    Sara Gibbs, 6 months ago 1 min read  
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    “Zombie” just autistic person with sleep disorder 

    A terrifying pasty-skinned wreck spotted shuffling towards the bus stop has turned out to be an autistic person with Delayed Sleep Phase Disorder, authorities have claimed. Kit McGodden, 37, from Harpurhey, was misidentified as being one of the living dead after they were seen staggering...
    Andrew Hickey, 6 months ago 1 min read  
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    Fine! Satan gives in after 15 weeks of negotiations for autistic woman’s soul 

    An autistic woman has officially become the first person to ever to out-negotiate Satan, it has been reported. Paige Thomas, 45, has claimed that she entered into negotiations with the Prince of Darkness in good faith – but talks over the terms of her soul...
    Andrew Hickey, 6 months ago 2 min read  
    News, Work

    Tragic! Autistic woman dies after making wildly inappropriate joke 

    An autistic woman has died on her arse following yet another gag unsuitable for her workplace, it has been confirmed.  Niamh Montague, 29, from Hull, was sitting in the shared office during the Friday afternoon conversation – which had previously included topics such as Tricia...
    Elsa Williams, 6 months ago 1 min read  
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