A new dating website has launched with the aim of pairing lonely autistics with the sociopath that would have eventually sniffed them out anyway.
A spokesperson for Unhinge, Graeme Hart, said: “Our process is very simple. You take a quick quiz when you sign up to assess your self-esteem, trauma and exactly how much shit you’re willing to put up with. We then match you with someone from our range of narcissistic personality disorders.”
“Not every autistic person is looking for a full-on dangerous psychopath,” he continued. “Some prefer a partner who’s just a bit inconsiderate, self-absorbed and farts during blowjobs.”
“If you like a little mystery, we get a lot of covert narcissists, so you can get the full love-bombing experience before they inexplicably trash your life.”
Autistic customer, Sarah Harrow, 36, said: “Sigh. Yeah OK, sign me up.”
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