A group of autistic people calling themselves Aspie Supremacists have been praised as “inspirational” for proving that eugenics can be for everyone, it has been reported.
Aspie Supremacists, who believe their brand of autism makes them superior to both neurotypicals and other autistics, have attracted praise from autism experts, who have branded their worldview “adorable”.
Researcher Dr. Graeme Hart explained: “It’s refreshing to see people with autism achieving normal milestones, like dabbling in fascist ideology.”
“Most people with autism have a rigid moral compass that makes them frankly very annoying to study,” Dr. Hart continued. “The P in my PhD stands for pain in the arse.”
Aspie Supremacist Robert Noot, 45, commented: “As long as he thought people like me are better than everyone, I’m proud to tie my entire identity to a literal Nazi. Now which one of you underlings can tie my shoelaces?”
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