A brand new air fryer, with options to bake, defrost, dehydrate, and more, has allowed an autistic man unparalleled new ways to forget to prepare and eat food, according to sources.
Onye Egbuchunam, 43, recently bought the 6-in-1 double-chambered air fryer as a convenient way to quickly cook food, and soon learned that it represented an astonishing new frontier in neglecting to actually eat.
Egbuchunam commented: “It can prepare chicken dippers in under fifteen minutes, it makes leftover pizza all crunchy and hot again, and I can even spend hours researching the best way to make crispy pork belly in it! I’m really looking forward to never touching it so long as I live, and instead wondering why I’m so grouchy and irritable at 3pm.”
Egbuchunam went on to list the many other ways the new kitchen gadget could be used to prepare interesting new meals, and all of the reasons he would never get round to doing so, including, but not limited to, “playing Zelda”, “researching missing hikers” and “how am I even supposed to know I’m hungry?”
Egbuchunam’s partner, Megan Aldrich, 42, a neurotypical woman able to listen to her body’s needs, was asked to comment, but was busy cooking some sausages, like a freak.
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