Hot desking really fucking up autistic woman’s ability to memorise her colleagues
An autistic woman who only has the scantest idea of what anyone looks like has been totally screwed over by her workplace’s introduction of hot desking, reports have indicated. Pippa Durham, 30, whose object permanence is so bad she once lost a game of peek-a-boo...
Asian AuDHDer doomed to forget masala chai on stove
An AuDHD woman has still not learned her lesson about getting distracted and letting her masala chai explode all over the cooker, according to her ancestors. Sabeen Bhatt, 38, has been making her own chai ever since her grandmother got weirdly gatekeepy about the recipe...
Autistic horse racing commentator fired for infodumping about horses
An autistic man with a special interest in horses has been fired from his dream job as a horse racing commentator due to not being able to shut up about horses, sources have claimed. Jack Harrington, 29, has reportedly been obsessed with horses for his...
AuDHD man sorry he’s only 45 minutes early
An AuDHD man has apologised profusely for arriving at an event a mere three-quarters of an hour early, it has been revealed. Naveed Azkhat, 28, was invited to the informal gathering at the home of friend, Talia Cohen, 27, with a scheduled start time of...
“It’s an accessibility tool” insists autistic man who spends life fixing errors caused by ChatGPT
An autistic man has stated that generative AI is a valuable and worthwhile tool which actually helps accessibility, despite it actually being the bane of his fucking life, reports have confirmed. Paul Shinter, 46, who has incorporated AI into every aspect of his life, from...
I thought I was neurotypical. It turns out I just really like shopping at Uniqlo.
Allow me to reintroduce myself. My name is Sarah, and this whole time I thought I was neurotypical, it turns out I just really like that nice linen-blend neutral shit they do at Uniqlo. Every time I used to walk through the doors of the...
Autistic woman’s cute little handbag actually weird little lunchbox
An autistic woman who arrived at a work away day with a “quirky but fashionable handbag” actually attended with a deeply embarrassing lunchbox, according to witnesses. Ellie Mulligan, 34, was assumed by work colleagues to have taken advantage of the relaxed dress code afforded by...
Knew it! Appropriate conversation topics decided by top-secret committee
Headline by Sara Gibbs Everyone but you is invited to regular meetings where it is announced what is and is not socially acceptable to say, our undercover reporters have found. The format of these meetings revolves around the Oxford English Dictionary, which is taken page by...
AuDHD woman reassures bank that nobody is committing fraud, it’s just her again
An AuDHD woman has had to reassure her bank for the millionth time that the suspicious activity on her account is just her behaving normally, sources have claimed. Emma Bernard, 23, reportedly moves large sums of money between her current and savings accounts every time...
Dyspraxic student livens up Sports Day by throwing javelin backwards into crowd
A dyspraxic student has not made herself more popular with her teachers and peers by accidentally hurling a javelin at them, it has been confirmed. Avery Mann, 14, prefers to stick to throwing events on Sports Day since she doesn’t like to be hot and...
