An autistic woman is really grateful for your unsolicited advice and cannot wait to solve all her problems by just drinking some water, sources have revealed.
Sarah Harrow, 39, has never tried to hydrate her autism away, but you, being the angel that you are, explained that all things are possible through water. You didn’t specify what part of her autism it’d help her with, but that doesn’t matter, because water just helps.
Since she began drinking water, Harrow’s life has reportedly transformed. She said: “I’m still autistic, but now I spend less time thinking about that and more time thinking about how I really need the toilet. I can’t wait to see what other major changes are in store for me.”
“It’s never occurred to me that my respectably average water intake has been holding me back from everything I’ve ever wanted,” Harrow continued. “Once I’ve meditated my ADHD away and gotten my depression under control by drinking kefir, I’ll be the healthiest and least disabled person in the world, all thanks to you.”
“I’m so thankful for people like you who give me advice when I neither need nor ask for it.”
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