An autistic woman has marked the arrival of spooky season by getting ghosted once more, it has been rumoured.
Niamh Callaghan, 26, had been engaging in flirty banter with Cameron Brereton, 29, for a little over three weeks when he abruptly disappeared from all social media platforms after a “small misunderstanding involving a charcoal penis”.
Callaghan explained: “He sent me a dick pic. I’d been taking life-drawing classes and, as a joke, I drew a beautiful charcoal rendering of his junk and sent it back to him.”
“Either he blocked me or he liked it so much he dropped dead,” she continued. “And then… er… his family deleted his socials? In his memory?”
“At least it’s topical,” sighed Callaghan. “I’ll be celebrating Christmas by giving someone my heart – but the very next day, they’ll give it away.”
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