An autism assessment quiz has reportedly been designed to obliterate your sense of self worth – yes, you, specifically.
The questionnaire, which is supposedly meant to indicate whether or not you’re autistic, is actually out to roast every flaw you’ve ever been insecure about.
Dr. Karen Hoyland who designed the self-assessment form explained: “Many adults discovering their autistic experience relief, catharsis and even self-acceptance. The self-assessment questions put a stop to all that.”
“Yes it’s tricky rewriting the quiz every time a new victim, I mean, patient, takes it,” continued Dr. Hoyland. “But that’s half the fun.”
“Whether it’s your strange whorls of hair, your social ineptitude or the time three successive boys asked you out for a dare and it worked every time, the quiz leaves no survivors.”
Dr. Hoyland was last seen working on a version of the test that flushes your head down the toilet.
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