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    Elsa Williams

    Elsa Williams is a comedy writer from the North West. She’s written for Newsjack and The Independent, and was shortlisted for Sid Gentle’s Thousand Films Screenwriting Competition. She once got visibly excited for a pasta pot on the way to somebody's funeral.
    Friendships, News

    I wasn’t bullied, says woman just playfully ostracised at school 

    An autistic woman who was regularly targeted by her entire class remains certain she wasn’t bullied in primary school, it has been confirmed. Paige Thomas, 29, from Preston, said: “Those years evoke such precious memories! Girls confronting me in the toilets, chasing me down corridors...
    Elsa Williams, 7 months ago 1 min read  
    News

    Adorable! Neurotypicals open autism petting zoo 

    A neurotypical woman has opened Britain’s first autism petting zoo, reports have confirmed.  “For many people, a petting zoo is their first opportunity to meet a real autistic,” explained zoo founder Deborah Whitehead, 54. “Apart from your weird colleague, it’s unlikely you’ll encounter one in...
    Elsa Williams, 7 months ago 1 min read  
    News

    Woman who didn’t go to war still fucking hates fireworks  

    An autistic woman is opposed to letting off local fireworks for entirely selfless reasons, reports have indicated.  Niamh McGodden, 25, from Allerton, has suddenly become invested in the welfare of ex-serving members of the military – and not just because she finds the sound of...
    Elsa Williams, 7 months ago 1 min read  
    Health

    Non-autistic woman enjoys special interest to despairingly normal levels 

    An autistic woman has found a non-autistic colleague’s lack of interest in something they claimed to enjoy immensely troubling, sources have confirmed.   When Emma Bernard, 31, learned her co-worker Miya Wilkes, 34, liked British sitcom The Royle Family, she couldn’t wait to re-enact every...
    Elsa Williams, 7 months ago 1 min read  
    News, Work

    Tragic! Autistic woman dies after making wildly inappropriate joke 

    An autistic woman has died on her arse following yet another gag unsuitable for her workplace, it has been confirmed.  Niamh Montague, 29, from Hull, was sitting in the shared office during the Friday afternoon conversation – which had previously included topics such as Tricia...
    Elsa Williams, 7 months ago 1 min read  
    News

    Demon spirit just woman who got out the bath asking you to pass her a towel 

    A demon spirit initially sighted by a man in his apartment was actually an autistic woman who just wanted someone to pass her a towel, it has been revealed. Dexter Livingstone, 31, was lying in bed typing a WhatsApp message when he spotted the vengeful...
    Elsa Williams, 7 months ago 1 min read  
    News

    Zombie sighting just autistic woman who checked out of conversation 

    An apparent zombie sighting has since been revealed to be an autistic woman who had zoned out of a situation she wished she wasn’t physically present in, sources have confirmed.  Emma Bernard, 31, from Bolton, was in fact alive and breathing whilst cousin Megan Aldrich,...
    Elsa Williams, 7 months ago 1 min read  
    Fashion, News

    Uncanny! Autistic woman dons neurotypical Halloween costume for third decade running  

    An autistic woman has announced plans to dress up as a neurotypical woman for the 11,162th time in their lifetime this Halloween, it has been reported.  Natasha Weaving, 30, from Elton, spends the whole year dressing “somebody much less weird” than she actually is –...
    Elsa Williams, 7 months ago 1 min read  
    News

    Horror! Pink willy witches coven actually hen night 

    An autistic woman who swore she spotted a pink willy witches coven actually stumbled across a hen night, it has been confirmed.  Emma Bernard, 25, from Liverpool, observed the terrifying scene whilst walking home through the city centre last Saturday evening.  Bernard explained: “A loud...
    Elsa Williams, 7 months ago 1 min read  
    News

    She’s gone method! Woman inspired by Exorcist refuses to leave bed  

    An autistic woman recently inspired by The Exorcist (1973) is refusing to leave her bed this Halloween, according to reports.  Siobhan Moorton, 34, from Newton-le-Willows, issued the statement: “I’m not depressed, I’m possessed.”  “Honestly, I’ve been having such a rough mental health time recently,” Moorton’s...
    Elsa Williams, 7 months ago 1 min read  
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