An autistic woman who many, many, many people find attractive cannot conceive of a reality in which she’s not a stupid little sewer goblin, it has been announced.
Paige Thomas, 29, who has attracted many partners of all genders and even more admirers, has said in a statement that “they all probably just felt sorry for me.”
She continued: “I have weird little teeth. One boob is bigger than the other. My face keeps doing that fucking thing it does.”
“So if people could stop flirting with me, asking me out and falling in love with me despite my inherent repulsiveness, that’d be grand.”
Boyfriend Dexter Livingstone, 31, responded: “Not that it matters, but you’re the most beautiful woman in the world.”
Thomas was last seen Googling “is boyfriend gaslighting me?”
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