A man who believes you can disagree on politics and “still love each other” also believes scientists should find out what caused you so someone like you never happens again, and you, personally, should be rounded up, it has been announced.
Graeme Hart, 57, believes autism is a horrific scourge on humanity – but that there’s no reason for you, an autistic person, to be so uncivil about it.
Hart explained: “We’re all entitled to our opinions. And it’s my opinion that you’re a genetic abomination who never should have been born. Calm down, there’s no need to swear.”
“Polite disagreement is the sign of a healthy society,” Hart continued. “I like my eggs sunny side up, you like them scrambled. This is exactly the same thing, except instead of eggs it’s your basic human rights – which I happen to politely believe you shouldn’t have.”
“You’d rather ‘live your life with adequate support and adjustments’, I’d rather send you to live on a ‘health farm’. That doesn’t mean we can’t be pals. Now get in this truck before I blow your head off.”
Hart was last seen attempting to cart you away while insisting you thank him for the ride.
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