An autistic woman’s new joint pain is just a pale imitation of her past joint pain, according to critics.
Mandeep Kaur’s latest hit is an ache in her hips that worsens whenever she attempts to live, breathe or exist. Critics agree that the 47-year-old’s newest offering is nothing but a cheap rehash of her knee pain, back pain and shoulder pain, and are tired of waiting for her to produce anything new.
Kaur said: “My style is not experimental, okay? This is pop – by which I mean my joints pop really loudly whenever I bend down. If you’re looking for something that’s fresh every time, look to my ever-growing list of prescriptions.”
Journalist Lucas Fletcher commented: “Kaur’s work is tired and passé. The only thing that can save her career now is if she starts getting her bones and nerves involved. A broken femur might be the best thing that ever happens to her.”
Despite fears she may never go platinum, Kaur’s upcoming hip replacement could see her going titanium.
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