An autistic man kidnapped by a criminal gang will tell you anything you want to know, and also many things you don’t want to know, without being subjected to torture, his captors have revealed.
Ryan Wilkins, 40, who was captured in the dead of night by mafia goons, reportedly began spilling all his secrets, hopes, fears and a disturbing amount of detail about his first wet dream, without the idea of enhanced interrogation having even been floated.
Wilkins said: “What was weird about it was it happened during a recurring nightmare about forgetting to feed my cat and coming home to find him dead from neglect. What does that say about my psyche?”
“I lied to my mum and said I’d wet the bed,” Wilkins continued. “Which I’d never done before – but she at least pretended to buy it, God rest her soul.”
Wilkins then burst into tears, adding: “I’m sorry, lads. It’s just good to talk.”
Kidnapper Aidan Michaels, 37, commented: “How do we make this guy shut up?”
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