An AuDHD woman has revealed that her neurodivergent superpower is making her keys magically disappear whenever she tries to leave the house.
Pippa Durham, 36, is reportedly also able to turn her unique talent to her wallet, phone and the memory of which app she’d just been getting that dopamine hit from.
Durham explained: “I’m not great at maths or counting cards – but give me a set of keys and a place I urgently need to be but am already running late to, and it’s Pippa’s time to shine.”
“I shouldn’t tell you this, but I don’t literally make them invisible,” Durham continued. “I mainly teleport them to implausible locations – like the freezer, or my kid’s hamster’s cage.”
“Can I turn myself invisible? No, sorry. It’s just mission-critical inanimate objects.”
Durham could not be reached for further comment, as she was looking for her keys.
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