An autistic woman who subsists entirely on a diet of dough, tomato and cheese has appealed for answers as to why she’s dead on her feet, it has been rumoured.
Sarah Harrow, 37, is unfortunately too old to get away with eating like a student with a meal-deal voucher – but it’s that or starvation, so what are you going to do?
Harrow explained: “I don’t think it’s fair to say I ONLY eat pizza. I also eat cheese and tomato pasta. And cheese and tomato panini.”
“No, they’re totally different,” Harrow insisted, through a yawn.
Harrow could not be reached for further comment as she was having a quick nap.
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