Your therapy cat is only settling for snuggling with you because you are too large to be a small prey item, it has been confirmed.
A spokesperson for The Itty Bitty Kitty Committee, Lemon, said: “What you call kisses is me trying to tenderise you.”
“If you were a few inches smaller, or I were a few inches bigger,” she continued. “The last thing you’d see would be my face.”
She added: “I’ll just have to wait for you to die of natural causes.”
You said: “N’aaaaaw! You’re the cutest! I love you too!”
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