An autistic woman has proven to be that gifted at socialising that she goes straight in for the overshare, according to reports.
Miya Wilkes, 33, from Cheadle, has insisted that the lack of small talk isn’t due to a deficiency in her social skillset – but rather, she’s merely taken the art of conversation to the next level.
Wilkes said: “I mean, why wouldn’t you want to know about my botched cervical smear test or the fact I spent my childhood phoning Childline more than I phoned my grandmother? That can’t be why I’ve failed every job interview I’ve had in the past three years.”
“Anybody chatting about the weather these days is a fucking amateur,” Wilkes continued, before launching into a detailed monologue about her experience on Fluoxetine.
Wilkes was last spotted standing at a bus stop discussing her thrombosed haemorrhoid with a stranger.
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