An autistic woman described by colleagues as “totally unfiltered” actually, alarmingly does have a filter that’s catching a high proportion of her horrifying thoughts, it has been rumoured.
Admin assistant Natasha Weaving, 23, has acquired a reputation for saying whatever is on her mind at any given time – but this is reportedly due to people around her having no idea how fucked up it actually is in there.
Weaving told us: “Oh I couldn’t tell anyone what I’m ACTUALLY thinking. I throw in a ‘period’s a bit heavy today’ as a misdirect from the fact I spent my morning fantasising about pushing Deborah out the top-storey window and waving serenely as she fell to her death.”
Manager Deborah Whitehead, 44, commented: “She’s an open book, our Tash. Just earlier I caught her staring at me and she told me I had lipstick on my teeth! Just outright told me – her boss – exactly what was on her mind!”
“She started waving at me with a blissful look on her face, then admitted she’d been thinking about leaving work early,” Whitehead continued. “It’s sometimes a bit much, but at least you always know where you stand with Tash.”
“Oh look, she’s waving again!”
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