An autism researcher has opted not to wear a Halloween costume this year as he is always a ghoul regardless of the season.
Leading autism expert, Dr. Graeme Hart, reportedly does not initially appear to be a ghoul, looking outwardly like a human man – but on closer inspection brings “serious ghoul energy.”
Dr. Hart explained: “I request the bodily fluids of people with autism. I rifle through the diaries of teenagers who have died by suicide. I’m building my own race of autistic Übermensch in my basement.”
“I’ve said too much.”
The autism monster Dr. Hart is building in his basement said: “Braaaaaaaaaaiiiiins. I need some braiiiiiiiiiiins to line up.”
Dr. Hart was not available for further comment as he was busy harvesting parts – but he did manage one last sinister smile.
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