Neurotypicals have once more opted to celebrate a cherished day in the winter calendar with a dessert option unanimously thought to be revolting, it has been announced.
For reasons nobody can make sense of, a disgusting dense sphere made of dried fruit and candied peel is due to be served in homes around the world on December 25th.
Neurotypical Karen Hoyland, 49, explained: “It’s a traditional pudding from the Victorian era. Despite having left lots of other things in the Victorian era, like sheep trotters and chamber pots.”
“Yes, people prefer salted-caramel brownies or cheesecake,” Hoyland continued. “But we’ve decided to serve a dish that resembles a boiled horse turd full of bitty things.”
“It’s always fun to work out whether you’ve just spat out a raisin, sultana or tiny bit of your own tooth,” Hoyland added. “And to top off it off, we’ve decided to pair it with a pale boozy sauce inferior to custard, despite the custard being right fucking there.”
Autistics commented: “What the fuck is this?”
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