A motel owner who plans to murder his AuDHD guest while she showers is growing tired of waiting for her to actually get in the shower, it has been revealed.
Norman Bates, 40, has assumed the persona of his dead mother and procured a big stabby knife that will look great silhouetted against the shower curtain, but 32-year-old Marion Crane has seemingly been doing everything she can to delay entering the bathroom, leaving Bates slumped against the door in frustration.
Bates said: “What on Earth is she doing? It took her half an hour to change into a bathrobe, and then she sat on the edge of the bed for a full fifteen minutes before getting distracted by the minibar. I can hardly murder her in here. She’s fucking up the plan!”
Crane remarked: “I’ll shower eventually, but I took too long getting undressed and now I’m hungry. So I need to eat a snack first, but I don’t feel like eating that chocolate bar without a cup of coffee. I’m just waiting for the – oh, shit, I haven’t put the coffee machine on!”
Bates left after an hour, during which Crane turned on the TV for some aimless channel-hopping before falling asleep in her bathrobe with half the chocolate bar in her hand.
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