A contestant appearing on a series of The Traitors has aroused suspicion among her fellow contestants whilst trying to conceal her autism, according to reports.  

Niamh Callaghan, 29, from Doncaster, seems terrified of opening her mouth for nefarious reasons – when she’s actually trying to stop herself from blurting out an extended monologue on reptilian taxidermy. 

“All the signs point to her being suspicious,” fellow player Liz McHodge, 63, explained. “Lack of eye contact. Fidgeting. She jumps out of her skin like a startled rabbit when anybody says her name, which is a dead giveaway.”

“Yeah, Niamh just seems…strange. I can’t put my finger on it,” player Ben Espenson told us. 

Callaghan admitted: “Yes, I’ve got something to hide. The true essence of my personality. And copious facts about crocodile anatomy.” 

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