A supernaturally gifted woman has expressed relief that her otherworldly powers can never be mistaken for something as mundane as autism, according to sources.
Tricia Squire, 19, knows that her sensitivity to her environment and unique perspective on the world may seem like autistic traits, but they are actually proof that she represents the next stage of human evolution.
Squire said: “The idea that I could be autistic is ridiculous. Autistic people are supposed to be inflexible, struggle with their surroundings and find it hard to communicate. I, on the other hand, have a strong will, a highly developed awareness of the world around me, and a communication style that the majority of people don’t appreciate. You see how that’s completely different?”
In fact, Squire is sceptical that autism and ADHD are even real. “Who would you rather believe? The Western medical machine, which puts microchips and brain-eating parasites in the tap water? Or the self-actualised white man with locs who hangs out in the car park of my local Morrisons and reads auras for a very reasonable price?”
“Could an autistic person do THIS?” Squire asked, bursting into tears.
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