An autistic woman is reportedly overjoyed that her high school nemesis has birthed a satisfyingly ugly baby.
Freya Emerson, 28, was stalking the Facebook page of former classmate Libby Buckingham, 29, when she discovered the image of the frightening spud-like creature.
“She used to make fun of my eyeliner in Year Seven and mimicked the way I walked,” Emerson explained. “So I’m thrilled she’s given birth to what resembles a small turnip in a christening gown.”
Emerson added: “Though I hope he grows up just handsome enough for her to feel like shit in every family photo.”
Buckingham was unable to comment, as she was busy buttoning her potato-faced son into a ridiculous beige romper.
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