A self-proclaimed feminist man has reassured his autistic girlfriend that he supports her right to be batshit crazy at all times, it has been revealed.
Jack Harrington, 30, totally acknowledges his privilege of being a man – especially as he is unencumbered by the lady hormones that make girlfriend Siobhan Moorton, 28, have all the big feelings.
Harrington said: “Sweetheart – please don’t worry. I knew you were mental when I got into this. Oh no! You’re crying again. Is it your period?”
Moorton commented: “For fuck’s sake Jack, I just want you to stop picking up your ex’s calls while we’re in bed together and pretending you’re home with the flu.”
Harrington responded: “Poor love. You don’t even know what you’re saying. It must be awful being a woman.”
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