Your disabled friend isn’t exactly thrilled about the idea of getting whatever horrible lurgy you’ve reassured them isn’t Covid, it has been revealed.
In a statement released today, your disabled friend clarified that yes, they’re keen to avoid Covid at all costs, but you still can’t sneeze your germ particles onto them because your LFT was clear.
The statement read: “Is that a snot bubble coming out of your nose? What the fuck is wrong with you? Go home!”
You said: “Cough, splutter – God I feel like death – cough, splutter. Don’t worry – it’s not Covid.”
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