Despite owning an entire wardrobe full of clothes, an autistic woman continues to opt for the same outfit daily – for reasons that continue to remain a mystery.
Krista Shure, 31, from Cheshire, picks her favourite pair of skinny jeans and white cotton T-shirt every morning with almost zero deviation.
Friend Sarah Harrow, 33, explained: “She tried on a black mesh dress at H&M last week, but kept screaming she felt like a dolphin stuck in a fishing net. A dolphin people might want to fuck, but a dolphin all the same.”
Was the shopping trip successful? “Several hours later she walked out proudly with a bag.” Harrow told us. “So I assume she bought something.”
Shure admitted: “It was another one of the same outfit I had on.”
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