An autistic teenager who had a bucket of pigs’ blood dumped onto her at her high school prom has reportedly had far worse – even just today.
Carrie White, 16, believed she had finally won over her classmates after being named Prom Queen, but, as the blood of several pigs splashed over her head, remembered she was autistic and therefore doomed to spend her adolescence as an easy target for dickheads.
White said: “I should’ve been suspicious when I walked into school and nobody lobbed a tampon at my head. I thought that was them finally deciding to be nice to me, but it turns out they were holding out for something bigger.”
“I’ve honestly had worse, though. Just today, my mom found out about my telekinetic powers and totally freaked out at me. If that sounds reasonable, she was just as mad at me when I started my period. I’m not even allowed to bleed without someone telling me I’m doing it wrong.”
When asked how she planned to clean up the mess, White said: “Oh, crap. I should have held onto some of those tampons.”
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