An autistic woman is currently delivering an expert performance of enjoying chocolate for breakfast as an Easter novelty and not simply as part of her usual routine, according to reports.

Olivia Buckingham, 29, from Liverpool, is doing a stellar job of acting like she hasn’t normally shoved several squares of Cadbury’s in her mouth by this time of the morning.

“It’s so nice to have a little treat before starting my day,” Buckingham told us. “Yeah, I tend to eat exactly the same thing in bar form before ten every morning, seven days a week. The thing is, I’m having so much fun masquerading to everybody else that I don’t, and that this is a one-time deviation from my morning bowl of muesli.”

“At least I don’t tend to have chocolate in sphere form. So if anything, it’s an adventurous departure from my usual palette.”

Buckingham’s housemate Sabeen Bhatt, 26, commented: “I don’t know who Olivia thinks she’s fooling. Every day before sunrise, I spy her returning from the shop with a Kinder Egg.”


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