An autistic woman has entered into an advantageous marriage with the man who delivers her thrice-weekly takeaways, it has been revealed.
Chi-Young Lee, 24, chose 30-year-old Aidan Michaels as her suitor after he became her personal knight in shining armour, riding in on his motorbike with a hot meal whenever she is too exhausted to cook – which is most of the time – or repulsed by the food she has at home – which is the rest of the time.
Lee said: “I don’t leave the house often enough to really meet people, and Aidan’s literally right there. He’s the only person who’ll come running as soon as I need him, with a sincere apology and a refund on the delivery fee if he’s late.”
“He’s seen me on my worst days. Last time, I asked him if I would ever scare him away, and he said ‘erm, probably not?’.”
According to Michaels, Lee is not the only customer who has succumbed to the charms of a man who is contractually obligated to bring them food: “I get a lot of five-star driver ratings, mostly from people who desire me carnally.”
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