Checkmate! Autistic woman finally leaves her therapist speechless
An autistic woman has finally left her therapist speechless with a trauma dump that even he is powerless to respond to, it has been reported. Navya Randhawa, 29, has been seeing therapist Ben Espenson, 55, for three years, in which time he has helped her...
Autistic man at networking event covertly edging towards buffet table
An autistic man at a networking event is hoping no one has noticed him quietly edging towards the buffet table, according to reports. By some accident of fate, 26-year-old Jack Harrington has found himself at a networking drinks for sales professionals. Although the other attendees...
Autistic woman’s dog attracts other people, sadly
An autistic woman loves her dog – but not the attention he attracts from other people, it has been reported. Tricia Squire, 34, walks her five-year-old Samoyed, Chewy, twice a day, attracting constant attention from people eager to delay Squire’s walk on the baseless assumption...
Autistic woman owns three wearable outfits and 50 pipe-dreams
An autistic woman’s wardrobe consists of three things she can wear and about 50 she can’t, sources have said. Sabheen Bhatt, 25, describes herself as a “shoptimist” with a penchant for itchy jumpers, trousers that are impossible to eat in, and dresses that could only...
Missing their milestones? Autistic girls haven’t dabbled in witchcraft yet
Two young autistic girls have raised concern after failing to show a healthy childhood interest in witchcraft typical for neurodivergent girls their age, sources have said. Twins Lottie and Niamh Fitzgerald, 11, are about to start secondary school, but neither of them have even made...
Autistic woman who didn’t hear what you said about to chance it with a laugh
An autistic woman with auditory processing disorder who didn’t hear what you just said is about to take a risk and assume it was a joke, sources have revealed. Christine Smout, 40, can barely process a single word you’re saying in the noisy, overcrowded pub...
Autistic woman ordering at restaurant struggles to correct uncomfortable power imbalance
An autistic woman eating at a restaurant is struggling to cope with the notion of other people serving her, it has been reported. Kelsey Dacey, 37, decided to treat herself to dinner at her local Italian, but when waiter Graeme Hart, 29, laid down her...
BREAKING: Eurgh, oh God, there’s a texture
There’s a Texture and eurgh oh God oh fuck it’s everywhere, according to you. You had decided to wash the dishes without gloves – because gloves are also a Texture – when your hand brushed against a bit of wet peanut butter. Now that the...
Autistic woman without defined aesthetic “basically worthless” says Internet
An autistic woman who is neither conventionally hot nor fashionable has been deemed worthless by social media, sources have said. Ffiona Maw, 25, enjoys posting unedited photos of her day-to-day life online, but has recently been informed by her followers that autistic women are not...
Missing! “Autistic sense of justice” nowhere to be found when it’s time to talk about race
A woman’s “autistic sense of justice” has been reported missing after it failed to appear when it was time to talk about racism in the autistic community, sources have said. Beth Hapworth, 26, uses her online platform to advocate for “all autistic people”, in the...
