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    Elsa Williams

    Elsa Williams is a comedy writer from the North West. She’s written for Newsjack and The Independent, and was shortlisted for Sid Gentle’s Thousand Films Screenwriting Competition. She once got visibly excited for a pasta pot on the way to somebody's funeral.
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    It’s here! Your social faux pas Wrapped for 2024 

    Your year in cringe – from us! Here are some of the crucial moments that defined the past 365 days, for you – and as your brain at 3am says, everybody else. According to our data, you interrupted your colleagues in a Zoom meeting 43...
    Elsa Williams, 6 months ago 2 min read  
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    Autistic town to host first Christmas light switch-off  

    A small Northern town with an unusually high proportion of autistic inhabitants is due to take part in the first ever Christmas light switch off, according to reports. Known as the De-Luminations, locals will gather to see street lights dimmed and neon signs dulled during...
    Elsa Williams, 6 months ago 1 min read  
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    Fuck! Neurotypical advent calendar reveals different shaped chocolate every day 

    An autistic person has been left in a state of “shock and disbelief” after learning their advent calendar contains a different-shaped chocolate every day, reports have confirmed. After yesterday morning’s unveiling of a piece of chocolate shaped like the jolly face of Father Christmas, Becky...
    Elsa Williams, 6 months ago 1 min read  
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    Wow! Autistic woman who struggles to read a room manages not to sexually harass people 

    Despite having an autism diagnosis, a woman has survived a whole lifetime without sexually harassing anybody in the workplace, it has been reported. Emma Bernard, 33, from Ancoats, finds it difficult to decipher social situations at the best of times – yet has mysteriously managed...
    Elsa Williams, 6 months ago 1 min read  
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    Great news! Childhood bully births really ugly baby 

    An autistic woman is reportedly overjoyed that her high school nemesis has birthed a satisfyingly ugly baby.  Freya Emerson, 28, was stalking the Facebook page of former classmate Libby Buckingham, 29, when she discovered the image of the frightening spud-like creature.  “She used to make...
    Elsa Williams, 6 months ago 1 min read  
    News, Work

    Productive! Autistic woman spends entire work day perfecting email sign-off 

    An autistic woman has spent the best part of six-and-a-half hours drafting a work email – and is reportedly still at it, sources have claimed. Beth Hapworth, 29, from Barnsley, has concluded the way to appear “normal” in all written exchanges is by microanalysing every...
    Elsa Williams, 6 months ago 1 min read  
    Health, News

    Artificial unintelligence? Autistic woman pretends to be less smart 

    An autistic woman has revealed the key to building social relationships is pretending she doesn’t know stuff, according to reports. Siobhan Moorton, 37, from Gawsworth, has honed the art of feigning total ignorance about specialist subjects she’s spent years learning about – in an attempt...
    Elsa Williams, 6 months ago 1 min read  
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    Wow! Autistic woman so socially adept she doesn’t even need small talk   

    An autistic woman has proven to be that gifted at socialising that she goes straight in for the overshare, according to reports. Miya Wilkes, 33, from Cheadle, has insisted that the lack of small talk isn’t due to a deficiency in her social skillset  – but...
    Elsa Williams, 6 months ago 1 min read  
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    Festive spirit! Autistic woman begins preparing office Christmas party excuses 

    An autistic woman is already crafting her needlessly elaborate excuse for why she can’t attend her office Christmas do, it has been rumoured. Emma Bernard, 33, from Slough, could absolutely attend the annual work Christmas buffet if she wanted to – but would simply prefer...
    Elsa Williams, 6 months ago 1 min read  
    Family, News

    Autistic woman cast as villain in family drama 

    An autistic woman has expressed gratitude for “the role of a lifetime” having been cast as the main antagonist in her lifelong family drama, sources have revealed. Growing up, Paige Thomas, 31, from Dewsbury, was typecast as “spoiled” and “absolutely impossible to please” – despite...
    Elsa Williams, 7 months ago 1 min read  
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