Support dog helping autistic person cope with neurotypical family
A support dog is transforming the life of an autistic person by helping them cope with their neurotypical relatives, it has been reported. Barclay – a three-year-old Labrador retriever – helps Jay Chester, 18, endure the trials and tribulations of living with a family that...
Woman wishes she was in fact less aware of eating disorder this week
An autistic woman would love to be less aware of her eating disorder during Eating Disorder Awareness Week, it has been reported. According to sources, Natasha Weaving, 33, from County Durham, would quite like to exchange the constant calorie-counting monologue in her brain for a...
Lest we forget! Autistic woman begins fifty-two minute silence during haircut
An autistic woman has commenced a sustained silence at her biannual trip to the hairdresser, eyewitnesses have said. Sarah Harrow, 31, from Dingle, claims to have taken the period of silent contemplation as “a mark of respect”, and definitely not because she struggles with awkward...
Impressive! Autistic woman with EDS forms never-before-seen pose at yoga class
An autistic woman with the connective tissue disorder Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome has debuted a brand new pose at a yoga class that nobody asked for or knows how to handle, according to reports. Ffiona Maw, 32, from Carlisle, reportedly heard screams from the surrounding women in...
Woman ponders whether constant crushing lonely feeling is due to autism or queerness
An autistic queer woman is wondering whether the excruciating sense of isolation she feels at all times is because she’s autistic or because she’s attracted to women, sources have revealed. Miya Wilkes, 29, from Leeds, regularly feels like an alien in society – yet remains...
Wait for me! Conversation moving on before autistic woman is ready
An autistic woman has been left devastated after having watched a conversation galloping away from her before she felt able to contribute with a witty response, eyewitnesses have reported. Miya Wilkes, 32, from Ormskirk, was far too busy planning the perfect moment to insert a...
Autistic woman agonising over croissant pun or painfully sincere Valentine’s card
An autistic woman is reportedly debating between a seriously unfunny joke or an earnestly heartfelt Valentine’s Day card, it has been rumoured. Beth Hapworth, 32, from Elton, has spent three hours and 42 minutes despairing in the stationery aisle of her local Tesco Express, due...
Autistic chef adds salt and pepper to instant noodles
An aspiring autistic chef has attained culinary perfection by grinding a little salt and pepper on a packet of mild-curry-flavoured instant noodles, according to reports. Ellie Mulligan, 26, from Cheadle, who only recently discovered her talent for serving herself four-minute meals for one, is now...
Autistic girl speaks out on dramatic sleepover exit: “I just liked my own bed”
An autistic woman has confessed to leaving a sleepover in 2007 due to preferring to sleep in her own bed, sources have confirmed. Paige Thomas, from Liverpool, who was 12 at the time, said: “I pretended that my parents were worried. In actual fact, I’d...
Sultry! Seductive scent makes autistic woman retch like cat
A fragrance described as “sultry” and “seductive” has brought an autistic woman close to vomiting profusely, it has been rumoured. Siobhan Moorton, 31, from Allerton, is reportedly still recovering from tentatively spraying herself on the wrist with the sample fragrance during a visit to John...
