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    Elsa Williams

    Elsa Williams is a comedy writer from the North West. She’s written for Newsjack and The Independent, and was shortlisted for Sid Gentle’s Thousand Films Screenwriting Competition. She once got visibly excited for a pasta pot on the way to somebody's funeral.
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    Anxious autistic woman on train definitely not trying to dodge ticket inspector 

    An autistic woman who appears stressed and overwhelmed during her daily commute is absolutely not attempting to avoid the rail fare, reports have indicated. Avery Mann, 25, from Bury, routinely jumps from carriage to carriage due to “extreme bouts of anxiety” – and definitely not...
    Elsa Williams, 1 month ago 1 min read  
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    Autistic woman pretending chocolate for breakfast isn’t just daily occurrence 

    An autistic woman is currently delivering an expert performance of enjoying chocolate for breakfast as an Easter novelty and not simply as part of her usual routine, according to reports. Olivia Buckingham, 29, from Liverpool, is doing a stellar job of acting like she hasn’t...
    Elsa Williams, 1 month ago 1 min read  
    Health, News

    She comes apart! This autistic woman’s joints pop out like Betty Spaghetty 

    An autistic woman with hypermobile joints functions just like a living, breathing Betty Spaghetty doll, it has been reported. Natasha Weaving, 32, boasts the unique ability to partially dislocate her arms, legs, elbow and shoulder at any time of the day, with painful yet ultimately...
    Elsa Williams, 2 months ago 1 min read  
    Health, News

    Comforting! Autistic woman’s safe food slowly killing her 

    An autistic woman’s supposed “safe food” is gradually leading to her demise, according to reports. Paige Thomas, 28, constantly falls asleep at her desk, develops a new illness every other week and is deficient in vitamins from A all the way down to Z –...
    Elsa Williams, 2 months ago 1 min read  
    News, Work

    I hate small talk, says autistic woman who loves chatting shit 

    An autistic woman who despises ordinary workplace conversations will make a rare exception for the sake of decent gossip, it has been rumoured. Despite loathing typical office chit-chat, Ffiona Maw, 32, will cheerfully listen to you slag off your mutual nemesis as many times as...
    Elsa Williams, 2 months ago 1 min read  
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    Aw! Relative conflates your autism with you being preschooler 

    A relative has mistaken your recent adult autism diagnosis for you still being at nursery school, according to reports. Despite you having completed a PhD in Environmental Policy, winning a prestigious award for global activism and having completed the first draft of your autism memoir,...
    Elsa Williams, 2 months ago 1 min read  
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    Mystery! Autistic woman asks Reddit “what does ‘I fancy you’ mean?” 

    An autistic woman has been described as “mystified” and “perplexed” after another woman told her she’s sexually attracted to her, sources have indicated. Emma Bernard, 29, from Acton Bridge, is reportedly baffled by the puzzling statement after Natasha Weaving, 32, uttered the phrase in a bar...
    Elsa Williams, 2 months ago 1 min read  
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    Horse that appears in all the idioms just as confused as you are 

    Headline by Sara Gibbs A horse referred to in multiple idiomatic expressions doesn’t know why he’s been dragged into yet another conversation, it has been rumoured. Bramble, 18, a Dartmoor Pony, claims his ears are “constantly pricking” due to being persistently mentioned in various increasingly...
    Elsa Williams, 2 months ago 1 min read  
    News, Work

    Workplace sensory room perfect for wank 

    An autistic woman has found a sensory room at work ideal for mid-shift masturbation sessions, it has been reported. Emma Bernard, 31, from Bury, has been popping to the designated space for a bit of relief when it “all gets too much”. “This is Emma’s...
    Elsa Williams, 2 months ago 1 min read  
    News, Work

    Vaccines cause autism? Autistic woman longs to jab neurotypical colleague 

    Despite scientific research having conclusively debunked the claim,  an autistic woman is still hoping vaccines do, in fact, cause autism, it has been rumoured.  Emma Bernard, 27, from Ancoats, has reportedly been seeking out a prime opportunity to inoculate allistic colleague Deborah Whitehead, 44, during...
    Elsa Williams, 2 months ago 1 min read  
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