An AuDHD person has announced plans to spends a blissful five minutes with their new AirPods before they disappear forever.
Eddie Albington, 38, paid £129 for the microscopically tiny headphones that aren’t attached to anything in what sources are calling “a fit of optimism.”
Friend Krista Shure said: “Eddie’s lost three iPhones in the last year, but I’m sure they’re ready for the responsibility of AirPods.”
“I did tell them to get a goldfish first,” Shure continued. “And if they could keep that alive, maybe consider some larger wireless headphones, but they were adamant that they could handle it.”
Albington said: “Has anyone seen my AirPods?”
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