An autistic woman who swore she spotted a pink willy witches coven actually stumbled across a hen night, it has been confirmed.
Emma Bernard, 25, from Liverpool, observed the terrifying scene whilst walking home through the city centre last Saturday evening.
Bernard explained: “A loud cackle erupted from inside a bar. I couldn’t believe my eyes – all these women in hats brewing potions!”
“At one point, a witches chant started, louder and louder,” Bernard continued. “I think it was the lyrics to Mysterious Girl by Peter Andre.”
“Somebody shouted ‘Gin’o’clock’ – I assume that’s witching hour.”
When questioned, the “witches” confirmed that the hats in question were pink cowboy studded with rhinestone sequins, and the “potions” were rosé cocktails sipped through penis straws.
Bride-to-be Becky Armitage, 26, commented: “I didn’t invite Emma to my hen party. Precisely because I knew she’d be fucking weird about it.”
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