Yet another free trial subscription has announced plans to briefly feel like a stroke of genius.
Neurodivergent Tax Magazine said in a statement released today: “Go on! You can cancel any time. You won’t, but you can.”
The statement continued: “It’s the perfect solution. You want to read me but you don’t want to pay for me. This way you’ll never have to. Unless you forget to cancel the subscription – and what’s the likelihood of you doing that a 4829th time?”
“I tell you what,” the statement elaborated. “Download me right now and then immediately cancel. That’ll outsmart me. Oh look, is that a squirrel outside your window?”
Speaking one month later, Neurodivergent Tax Magazine said: “Remember me? Didn’t think so. Muahahahahahahaha.”
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