An AuDHD person has reassured the public that the comedy accent they compulsively put on is too non-specific to target any one group of people.
Jay Chester, 29, who usually adopts the bizarre dialect when they’re trying to ask for something without sounding like an asshole, explained that the accent is simply “too made up” to be offensive.
Chester commented: “I am doooeeeeng zee accent right naaaaaw. If you can tells me where I’m supposed to be frahm, zen by all minnnnssss, get oopset.”
Chester’s partner, Miya Wilkes, 28, defended Chester, stating: “Lots of people have tried to work it out – but it changes from one word to the next. My mum is Polish and my dad is half-Lebanese and neither of them can place it.”
“I just tell people Jay went to international school.”
Chester responded: “Eeeenternashonall schoowell you says? How eeeenteresting! Sowrry, I don’t knows how to stahp.”
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