An auDHD man who recently buried his Lego for winter now can’t remember where he bloody put it, it has been rumoured.
Dexter Livingstone, 31, used spatial memory and landmarks such as trees to remember where he had stored his bricks – but immediately forgot which trees he’d chosen.
Autism researcher Dr. Graeme Hart explained: “If Dexter doesn’t find his haul soon, over 3000 Lego bricks could be lost to his autistic rival, Steve from across the road.”
He added: “Without his bricks, Dexter is unlikely to survive the harsh winter. Especially as Steve is unlikely to let him have a go on his Lego train set.”
Livingstone’s wife, Paige Livingstone, 34, commented: “For God’s sake, Dexter, I’ve only just had the garden redone after the last time you dug it up!”
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